Midsummer Nights

Behemoth, Goblet, Ward 24 Plot 6

Looking for somewhere to relax and unwind? Want to watch fairies make food preparation more involved than it has any right to be? Are you interested in the proper preparations that are required for Lalafel consumption?Come spend time with us, and you might experience one or more of these things!

If you'd like something scrumptious to enhance your experience, and you don't have any smaller friends immediately on-hand, we've got you covered! Take a look at our offerings, and choose wisely! Some or all of these are often prepared without adult supervision. We leave it as an exercise for the reader to divine which.

Eggs

Our expert chefs have been informed that Eggs Benedict is sunny side up eggs, fluffed, with pan seared honey ham. And an English biscuit. Hollandaise sauce is involved somewhere.That sounds complicated, so we just made "something" with eggs in it. We call it Eggs.

Fish

There are those out there who might ask things like "what kind of fish?" and "what sort of sides are with it?", or occasionally even "did it just move?"Yeah. Those people exist.

Cookies

What, I'm meant to explain cookies, now? Actually, no, you do need to hear this.I don't know where Selene got these. I have NO idea, WHATSOEVER.Do with that information what you may.

Sushi

One night, many moons ago, I was visited in my sleep. The head of a namazu loomed over my world, and it spoke to me thus:"I need sushi. You will serve sushi."I know you have questions. We all do. I think that's just something we're gonna have to live with.

Smolent

This lovely potion solves all the hassle of hunger, without any of the fuss! Where does it come from? It just seems to show up around the place.My faeries assure me it's most likely not made of people, and that's all I need to hear._{This is the owner's meal of choice}